Probably was scratching and sniffing my balls when you got got.

Competitive Doordasher

Quotes:

"You ain't tryna play pool" -randy grill
"Actually, I am trying to play pool" - dumb idiot Kyle

"What game are you guys playing?" - Kyle
"It's called G-O-B" -Sean
"Let me look up what game that is" - Kyle
"It's called job stupid" - Sean
"G-O-B?" - me

"I was watching Hank of the Hill earlier" - Kyle 05/12/2020

"This is like buying a TV for your head...." - Sam 04/04/2022 (purchasing a VR headset)

"You muhth3rfoockn|g CYKA" -*in hick accent* - Jaba circa MAY 2022

"I'm about to drink some pineapple juice so i taste good for you tomorrow Kevin" - Young Haboobie (CEO OF LARPING) 12/16/22

"So why oncology?" - Tiki attempting to rizz up a PA Circa January 2023

"AimLabs? What do you do in that?" Sam - 07/22/2023

"I HAVE TWO DOLLARS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT" - JOe

"Not a fan of communism" - Jaba said to a stripper that said she was from Cuba - Halloween Night 2025

"You doubled your kills in one round dude I believe in you!" - Jaba 5/18/2026 - beloved teammate was 1/9 and doubled their kills in one single round with a final score of 2/10.

"Be right back I have to go do my hair" - Femboy Billy right before a Teams meeting 10/26/2026 10:54:00 AM