Welcome to the 716

You are welcome to this group if:

You can't throw a rock without hitting a Tim Horton's.
You stay inside your house for 8 months out of the year.
You busted your butt on ice.
You understand the perils of the East Side.
You caught an infection from Mercy Hospital.
There are 6 pizza places on your block.
You know what Elmwood is.
You went to work or school during a blizzard.
You dug a hole in a pile of snow and called it an Igloo.
You think Duffs has the best wings but they're way too expensive.
You took part in a Sunday Night Bike Ride.
You hate Andrew Cuomo.
You witnessed a naked crackhead on Bailey and/or Seneca.
You've been harassed by BPD for no reason.
You think Paula's has the best donuts.
You found syringes on the sidewalk.
You think Canadians suck at driving.
You know someone that moved anywhere else and you're jealous.
You know at least 9,000 people that go to Florida for one reason or another.
You traveled to a different state and met someone from Buffalo.