We are the Goons. Everyone is the enemy.

My weenie got schlopped on and it was fantastic. I never thought I could ascend to that level. Also I got interrogated by the U.S. government so I gave up all of your info. Do what you will with that information, it ain'y my fault.

ANYWAYS, you may of heard that a high political figure has passed away in England recently. That miiiiiiiiight be in relation to my weenie getting the schloppy.

Now that im back and better than ever. Id like to announce a few things:

• Just found out about racism.... it sounds bad so we really gotta do something about that.
  
• My father has returned from the wawa store after waiting in line for 15 years. (♥♥♥♥ aint no joke, huh?)
  
• New GoopGod headquarters are located at the very first Waffle House ever opened in Georgia. See you there ;)