Iforgot I dont give a ♥♥♥♥

Hey art, buddy, friend, pal. I am a person who has known Zack for awhile now and all i've ever wanted to do is play rust with him. Only issue is I live in Uganda and the poverty rates are wild here. I am currently living inside a shoebox ( size 6 children's shoe btw ) and all i've managed to fit in here is my pc. Basically what im trying to get at is, could you please buy me rust so I can play with Zack. I am a pretty good builder in most games so I should learn quickly. I will be your slave and ♥♥♥♥, whatever you want. Goodbye and ps. give zack's dad a raise. thank you