This is a story a group named Ultimate Lets Players Fan Club.

One day a girl named Shaelynn got on her computer and decided to make a group. She got on Steam, went to her profile, and got started. First she Decided the name, then she liked pizza, so she made the abbreviation PIZZA HOUR. So she made a few announcements and asked a few friends to join. Sadly, they did not. That is where you come in. You can make Shaelynn (Shae Shae) happy by joining today. She would very much like it. So why don't you join today? Oh and i forgot one thing, this group is about all the lets players in the world, so if you are a lets player, join today! Oh by the way this club is also about pizza.

- Stebano

P.S. This headline and summary are based on the Stanley Parable.