Q R I G I N A L S ™

Queeriginals — Diversity in Domination

✧ EST. BEFORE YOUR PARENTS MET ✧

Welcome to Qriginals ♡
The world's first emotionally inclusive,
mechanically exclusive esports organization.

We believe everyone deserves equal opportunities.
Unfortunately, not everyone deserves equal ELO.

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🏳️‍🌈 Diversity — All orientations welcome. All ranks bullied.
🎀 Inclusion — Nobody gets left out of the humiliation.
💅 Equality — Everyone gets one-tapped equally.
💗 Consent — By queueing, you agreed to get diffed.
✨ Empowerment — Empowering pretty boys to ruin your evening.

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♡ Minimum 3 anime profile pictures per lobby.
♡ Masculinity is optional. Crosshair placement isn't.
♡ Every clutch must be followed by "nyaa~".
♡ Bottom fraggers get emotional support headpats.
♡ Enemy tears are considered community donations.

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"Is this a serious team?"
— We're seriously better than you.

"Why are you all like this?"
— Genetic superiority and Discord Nitro.

"Can I join?"
— Submit your thigh-high measurements.

"You're ruining Counter-Strike."
— Thank you for recognizing our impact.

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₊˚⊹♡ OFFICIAL QRIGINALS STATEMENT ♡⊹˚₊

We apologize for any emotional distress
caused by our superior teamwork,
unreasonably attractive members,
and your inability to hold B site.

Your rank is temporary.
Our homosexuality is permanent.

✧ Qriginals™ — Stay inclusive. Stay superior. ✧