ITZ THYME FOR DA SUPA FUNN KIGHT YA!!

Welcome all! This group will have events every sat. sun. nightz(unless we forget)!Plus wez izz gunna have group chats open fo anyone who wantz to talk game.Anyone who wantz to do a certain game lett meh no so wez can put up da eventz! Sooo get ur super awesome ready cauze itzz time for da funn night Yea! Wez is gunna Game night, Play night, Kill night and night night! Get ready fo da Super Awesome Fun Night Yea!

TRANSLATION:
Welcome all! This group is a group hosted by EuropeanCookie and Agent Beta, and will have events every saturday and Sunday.(unless we forget) There will also be group chats open for anyone who loves to talk about games, or how they won or lost ehri most recent match, what they are doing in the game, etc. To make a long story short, we just love to talk about pretty much anything game related. Anyone who wants to play a certain game, let Agent Beta or EuropeanCookie know so the event can be posted. So get your Super Awesome ready because it's time for the fun night! We game night, play night, kill night, and night night, so get ready for Super Awesome Fun Night Yeah!

Translation provided by the sad tortured souls at EuropeanCookie International.

Editor's note(Agent Beta):The original version of the welcome was just fine.