CoCS

RULE NUMBER ONE you do not talk about secret horse race
RULE NUMBER TWO you do not talk about secret horse race
RULE NUMBER THREE if someone says stop or logs off the race is over
RULE NUMBER FOUR two or more horses to a race
RULE NUMBER FIVE one race at a time
RULE NUMBER SIX no saddles just shoes
RULE NUMBER SEVEN races will go on as long as they have to
RULE NUMBER EIGHT if this is your first secret horse race YOU MUST RACE

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