JA Forces All Points Bulletin
An essential member of Joe's Army has gone missing. It has been several nights since JA Smiley was last seen and with no update in his status, he is now considered "Absent Without Leave. If seen, JA forces will direct JA Smiley to report to JA/CC without haste. Oh, and if Smiley reads this, by haste, I mean immediately. That is all. Carry on.