Michael Scofield <3

Mike Wazowski is actually a direct matter to energy converter.

His mouth takes in matter and extracts pure energy. His vocal cords connect to no lungs - they simply excite any ambient gases to form sound.

His one eye can see across the EM spectrum from high frequency microwave through the lower band X-rays.

His arms and legs are super strong, far beyond any natural element through the use of fast circulating, energetically excited ferromagnetic blood that reinforces his carbon nanotube bones and augments his near-supernatural strength.

In short - Mike Wazowski is a demigod, and children are not the only ones who should burst into tears in his awesome presence