Killing Dumb Mules Since 2005

It was a warm, rather mysterious day in a cs_simpsons map variation in Counter-Strike Source, where a man named Tank team killed another man on his team by accident. He, in return, was frozen in front of his spawn in mid air by the power of Mani Admin Plugin. There was only one person left on the other team, and Tank was growing impatient as this one person took about five minutes until he realised that something was up. He went to the CT spawn, where Tank was frozen. He walked up to Tank, then by him and into the building. Tank had an expression on his face that could only be described by the letters, "WTF?" The man proceeded to pass by Tank, obviously in front of the entrance of the spawn, at least five times more. Tank, seeing this as an opportunity, yelled out, "jump in the green water in the middle! I'm stuck down there and if you hurry and shoot me, you shall live to see another round victoriously!" The man, regardless of common sense, proceeded to jump down in the green goo, where he, inevitably, was chemically burned to his death slowly as Tank grinned and grinned away. One person on the team during the proceeding round laughed and called the man "lol, dumb mule." And that, my fellow potential Mule Killers, is where mK was started and dedicated to eliminating Mules like the aforementioned idiot before they cause the loss of IQ. Welcome to mK. Enjoy your stay.