Rule's Of Life

The 50 Rules are Under Here!
Rule #1:Always eat in bed.
Rule #2:Remember that no one can kill DISCO.
Rule #3:Never cut the cheese at church unless
it's April 1st.
Rule #4:Smack annoying siblings.
Rule #5:The boys make the rules
Rule #6:The girls can't know the rules.
Rule #7:If a girl asks what a rule is tell her to google it.
Rule #8:Never take a towel into a shower because your "cold".
Rule #9: Techno is awesome, don't forget that.
Rule #10:Love cats and all animals.
Rule #11:Don't pet stray dogs.
Rule #12:Don't poke birds that cant die.
Rule #13:If at first you don't suceed, you failed and must try next week.
Rule #14:Always lie to a girl if you think it will make her happy.
Rule #15:NEVER blame Canada.
Rule #16:Never trust your siblings.
Rule #17:You can ignore rule #16 only sometimes.
Rule #18:Always take your guitar to Wal-Mart.
Rule #19:Never goto Wal-Mart then K-Mart then Target.
Rule #20:Flush the toilet before AND after you use it.
Rule #21 always shower before you go on a date
Rule #22 always pet chickens if they want it
Rule #23 wearing a tie makes you a property of someone
Rule #24 never combine ambition with perfection
Rule #25 you can't make step 2 without making step 1
Rule #26 never fart while being searched, inspected, interrogated or kissed
Rule #27 always wait 3 days after using super strenght syrup
Rule #28 Never press red buttons while being in a nuclear related building
Rule #29 always watch your back! Even when in your home bathroom
Rule #30 when applying for a job interview, talk gyberish and tell the boss "It's latin"
Rule #31 grenades are not for kids to play with
Rule #32 never ruin a table you do not own
Rule #33 under any circumstances you must NOT refuse to get down
Rule #34 drink milk every day
Rule #35 be a limb donor atleast once in your life
Rule #36 take advice seriously
Rule #37 get banned from a place or festival atleast once in your life
Rule #38 always reamember to wash before and after you shoot a gun
Rule #39 always trust strangers if they're wealthy
Rule #40 lock the door every time you watch justin bieber on youtube
Rule #41 always ride your bike during rain
Rule #42 always wear fancy clothes
Rule #43 never eat and drink and talk at the same time
Rule #44 reamember: pie is not pie without apples and pie flavor in it
Rule #45 bake sandwiches in your pan, not in a sandwich maker.
Rule #46 Sunglasses alone don't make you cool anymore, you have to wear a very groovy hat or have a chill hair-cut.
Rule #47 Afros will never be in style again.
Rule #48 Goto college OFFLINE
Rule #49 Dance to all TV show theme songs.
Rule #50 play Team Fortress 2.