ALL HAIL SAMUEL BEAUDOIN

tis the prepu season ! i bid you hello, my name is hans and today we are celebrating the day of the prepu. The prepu is an ancient legend once known to be true by many vikings. the story dictated that below the mountains of the himalayas, lived a legendary being dubbed the prepu. the prepu was a long piece of skin of which ressembled an accordeon. its use was not very understood by the puny vikings who only thought it was a dangerous creature amongst the county. one day, the prepu ventured along the calm river of kujjuaquisa; a river which lied near the small himalayan village. The creature was spotted by one of the vikings who was perplexed by its human-y nature. very carefully, the viking approched the beast who stood tall and majestic. The man was still very petrified at this point but advanced and touched the creature. The prepu, who was very stirred by human contact, engulfed the viking and disappeared into the mist. To this day, we've never witnessed another appearence of the mysterious prepu. it has been said that prepu lives within every uncircumcised man and liberates a spirit of prepuness every prepu season. this is why i conceived this message for you all today; to annouce that the prepu season has finally arrived. so to all, a happy prepu season and to all a good night