₤ WELCOME ₤

₤ DO NOT FEED THE BEARS. THEY HAVE BEEN CONTRACTED TO OPERATE THE T&S HATTE BOTS, NOT TO ENTERTAIN YOU WHILE THEY NIBBLE ADORABLY ON THEIR VISITOR PROVIDED LUNCH ₤

₤ DO NOT TOUCH THE HATTE TRANSPORTING TRANSFER INPUT TUBES WHILE THEY ARE COMPLETING THE SYNCING AUTO CYCLE ₤

₤ DO NOT INHALE TOXIC FUSES FROM CRAFTING PRESSES IF YOU ARE ALERGIC TO BOOKS, CAR EXHAUST AND/OR CHRISTMAS TREES ₤

₤ DO NOT RUN WITH YOUR BOMBING RUN POINTED SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST AIRLINES ₤

₤ DO NOT PASSIONATELY MOLEST THE HATTEQUINS OR THEIR RELATIVES ₤

₤ DO NOT WALK DOWN THE ESCALATING ELEVATOR. THE HAND RAILS ARE STUBBORN, AND ARE EASILY AGGITATED ₤

₤₤ TRUNK & SLAMCHEST GROUP IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LOSS OF HATS, EXTREMITIES, AND/OR PERSONALITY TRADES (excluding A Refined Taste for Art & Fine Wines) DURING YOUR VISIT TO THE TRUNK & SLAMCHEST HATQUARTERS ₤₤

~Thank You. We Hope you don't enjoy your stay~