Our Lord and Saviour Toni

Toni Morrisoni was born when the universe began, February 18th 1931.
On many occasions, this miraculous God has saved people's lives. On most occasions, she has caused an earthquake and killed many inoccent human beings. Despite all her troubles, Toni has managed to keep a smile on her face, 3 chins on her neck and of course remained GAPED from birthing everyone in the world. Toni's bestselling book, The Bluest Eye is about racism, incest and child molestation. It is beautiful, and 'Toni Morrison is God' will be petitioning for a film to be made based on the novel.

“And I am all the things I have ever loved: scuppernong wine, cool baptisms in silent water, dream books and number playing.”

Toni is also not a feminist. WIN.