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Entitus unser, der Du bist im Nebel. Geheiliget werde Dein Haken. Dein Slug komme. Dein Tunnel geschehe, wie im Basement, als auch im Main Building. Unser täglich Blut gib uns heute. Und vergib uns unsere Escapes, so wie wir vergeben unsern Teabaggern. Und führe uns nicht nach Ormond; Sondern erlöse uns von den Schlüsseln. Denn Dein ist das Mori und der 4 Kelvin und der Mitarbeiter des Monats. In Ewigkeit. Amen.
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10 signs you are playing to much DBD
1. After waking up, you crouch into the bathroom.
2. After making a loud noise, you run into another room and sound out the environment.
3. You never leave your house without checking your offerings.
4. While lunchhour you try to get a toolbox out of a chest.
5. After hearing a loud signal you run to the next exit gate in panic.
6. You only go to the basement to farm bravery points.
7. If somebody takes to much time on the toilet, you call him a facecamper.
8. When your boss wants to talk to you, you try to dump him on a workmate.
9. You are sabotaging lampposts.
10. If somebody tries to flirt with you, you will blind them with your flashlight.