Adzero
Canada
You think of a funny joke. In fact, it’s so funny you snicker out loud, and instantly walk up to your computer to materialize your idea. You sit down, but that’s all you remember before you wake up suddenly in your chair. Your hands hurt, and you have a terrible headache. You look at the clock. 6 hours have passed. You turn on your computer that was sleeping before, and it’s different. There are no items on the desktop, only a folder titled “O'bama”. The desktop picture is a stretched out picture of Obama’s face. You open the folder, and there are 168 items. Each file is a picture of some character from a show, or a movie, or a book but bearing the face of Obama. Garfield Obama, Mario Obama, Hagrid Obama, Scooby-Doo Obama, Obama Obama. Your headache gets worse. You stumble into the bathroom, and look in the mirror. It’s the face of Obama, the 44th president of the United States, on your own head and shoulders. You try to scream, but the face doesn’t move on your own accord anymore. It smiles instead.
You think of a funny joke. In fact, it’s so funny you snicker out loud, and instantly walk up to your computer to materialize your idea. You sit down, but that’s all you remember before you wake up suddenly in your chair. Your hands hurt, and you have a terrible headache. You look at the clock. 6 hours have passed. You turn on your computer that was sleeping before, and it’s different. There are no items on the desktop, only a folder titled “O'bama”. The desktop picture is a stretched out picture of Obama’s face. You open the folder, and there are 168 items. Each file is a picture of some character from a show, or a movie, or a book but bearing the face of Obama. Garfield Obama, Mario Obama, Hagrid Obama, Scooby-Doo Obama, Obama Obama. Your headache gets worse. You stumble into the bathroom, and look in the mirror. It’s the face of Obama, the 44th president of the United States, on your own head and shoulders. You try to scream, but the face doesn’t move on your own accord anymore. It smiles instead.
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Mar 9, 2022 @ 6:18pm 
Coolest dude on steam :sotfood:
Apr 16, 2020 @ 8:22pm 
[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
WEEEEEEEB

[8:21 PM]
Adzero:
do you want me to eat your ass

[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
well yea actually
how much

[8:21 PM]
Adzero:
sory i dont do black people

[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
going on the profile
Apr 4, 2020 @ 9:48pm 
[9:28 PM]
Adzero:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY FOLDER
I FORGOT IT BACK IT UP WHEN I GOT MY SSD

[9:28 PM]
Blundergod:
NICE TRY IDIOT

[9:29 PM]
Adzero:
NOOOO
LET ME CHECK MY ONEDRIVE

[9:29 PM]
Blundergod:
mans desperate

[9:30 PM]
Adzero:
RIP
TIME TO START A NEW FOLDER
back it to my cloud

-Man loses porn folder circa 2020
Dec 13, 2019 @ 11:26am 
Hi
Nov 30, 2019 @ 6:30pm 
[6:27 PM]
Blundergod:
A SIMPLE
QUESTION
HOW
DO
YOU
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DO

[6:27 PM]
Adzero:
WHAT IS A WHITE GUY
Jun 27, 2019 @ 10:48pm 
[10:47 PM]
Adzero:
even better by hand

[10:47 PM]
Blundergod:
im more of a foot writer
eh i shall depart comrade

[10:47 PM]
Adzero:
i stick graphite in my urethra

SOMEONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEND HELP PLEASE