They say when you die, you ♥♥♥♥ your pants; but not me. I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ my heart.

I'm Sparkles, and I'm the gay rapper, I'm gonna stick my ♥♥♥♥ straight up in your crapper- wait.. thats not my bio. Oops! I'm Archi, some dude from Ireland that moves around a lot. I'm quite chatty so I talk loads, I'm really big into bodybuilding and MMA and I fokin love cooking. If there's more you'd like to know just ask!

And yes, that is me in the picture below, peak alcoholic perfection!

"bit difficult to frot with a bent gourd" - Maverick 2018
"♥♥♥ is good" - Luter Spots 2022