March 24th, 100% more WUB WUB WUB

Happy new year

Borderlands The Pre-Sequel has a major lack of legendary weapon drops

Manager: You were found having sexual intercourse with a coworker, on top of the produce we sell to our customers.
Ted: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her with a parsnip, and then I sold it to a family with four small children.
*Beat*
Manager: That took guts, we need guts. You're promoted.
Ted: You've got a lot of problems, don't you?

who wants a mustache ride?

Mustache feeling ..... mustache feeling ..... yeah