Bassturd
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My mind is an endless echo chamber of farting sounds. Every serious thought enters with dignity and leaves wearing clown shoes. Entire philosophical debates are interrupted by what sounds like a trombone falling down a flight of stairs. Somewhere deep inside my subconscious, a tiny committee is trying to maintain order, but they're being drowned out by the acoustic equivalent of a bean-fueled apocalypse.
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My mind is an endless echo chamber of farting sounds. Every serious thought enters with dignity and leaves wearing clown shoes. Entire philosophical debates are interrupted by what sounds like a trombone falling down a flight of stairs. Somewhere deep inside my subconscious, a tiny committee is trying to maintain order, but they're being drowned out by the acoustic equivalent of a bean-fueled apocalypse.
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Bassturd
Jul 30 @ 9:48pm 
In soviet Russia, poop flushes you!
Boba Shredd
Jul 29 @ 10:06am 
bruder, ich küss dein herz
Sausage Fingers
Jul 29 @ 9:58am 
groovy neck tie :cherrypie:
Settings Camel
Jul 29 @ 9:55am 
Settings camel
IWASFROG
Jul 29 @ 7:27am 
Its my fault for eating a meatball sub while reading that story :steamsad:
Sarge the Chiquin of Chiquin
Jul 28 @ 9:58pm 
That is a bad dog. He would have to get HOSED DOWN. He did that to HIMSELF.