IceBite
IceBite
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One of the worst games i've ever played.

How you manage to make a concept as tried and true as a roguelike action arpg this boring is beyond me.
This does not even take inspiration, it straight up just tries to be Hades. And it succeeds in that. If the version of Hades you were looking for was ordered from Temu and dropkicked down 6 flights of stairs before being delivered.

The good:
- i'll let you know

The bad:
- The characters are straight up boring. The fire DPS guy for example has 3 abilities that all do the same amount of damage. No extra flavor, just damage. No utility. Just damage.
- The upgrades are equally boring. They don't change how you play, they just give you more of X. 35% more damage on ability. maybe do a bit of poison here and there.
- The visual clarity is garbage.
- The controls are about as smooth as a gravel road.
- The encounters are uninspired. And there is 0 variety between runs.
- The bosses t-pose glide at you and cast invisible abilities off screen.
- They haven't even unlocked the tech to SAVE YOUR SETTINGS.
- One of the tanks has 0 ways to hold aggro.
- One of the encounters requires you to kill stuff on a platform, and to do that it forces you into an corridor where you can't see ♥♥♥♥ because of the camera perspective.
- To auto attack you have to CLICK. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Hold to attack, ever heard of it? Clearly not.



I could keep going but... what's the point? They already refurbished their previous game idea (which imo was better than this, at least), so it shows that these devs have no loyalty to their players and will do just about whatever.
And to top that off, they managed to ♥♥♥♥ up a straight copy paste game idea.

At some point you have to ask yourself, as a "Game dev" if you really got the skills to pull off making a game. I think the answer here is very clearly: NO.
Too bad their discord is filled with like 10 yes men that will glaze the devs 24/7 instead of giving them the harsh truth:
You ain't got what it takes.



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Apr 29, 2019 @ 11:47pm 
Dpoint was here.