Scout : Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'-

[pokes the camera]

Scout : I hurt people.

[cut to fight; Scout hits Heavy with his bat]

Scout : BOINK!

[back to text]

Scout : I'm a force a' nature!

[he hits the Heavy in the chin]

Scout : BONK!

[cut back to Scout]

Scout : If you were from where I was from, you'd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dead!

Scout : Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

Scout : [cut to a scene with RED Scout encountering a BLU Heavy; to the Heavy, he says] Yo, what's up?

Scout : [cut back to Scout talking to the viewer] D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?

[cut back to fight; then back to talk]

Scout : Basically - kind of a big deal!

[cut to fight, then to talk where Scout is flexing a scrawny arm]

Scout : Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!