Happy 8/8!

Today is a super special day for all of us here on Steam; a holiday every voreaphile knows and loves. It’s a day that pulses with excitement and arousal, and I’m sure I don’t need to tell you why!

Half a century ago, on this very day, the infamous Richard Nixon did the unthinkable - he resigned from office! Can you believe it??? The man behind the bold tactics of the Watergate scandal, the audacious maneuvers, and the relentless pursuit of his political adversaries. Truly a loss for vore lovers everywhere!

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-rep tried farting om me during our furry roleplay

So basically I was on my phone watching another YouTube tutorial on how to clean your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for gay sex when my wife suddenly burst into the bathroom. By instinct I pressed the lock screen button but recently I had bought YouTube Premium so the video kept playing in the background at full volume, much to my horror and despair. I tried unlocking my phone to close the app but my fingers were too moist from my cleaning operation and so I sat there while the man in the video started moaning, my wife finally figuring out that I was gay. We divorced the next day.

Met je poten van mijn kitten

zo sexy