I'm but a Extraterrestrial know as ✪Smeep✪


3.3 k + hours of bhoping

I just fragged you.
FAQ

What does this mean?
The amount of dead players on your team has increased by one (1).

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a player like you to be deserving of a frag. These include, but are not limited to:

* Saying something strange

* Disrespecting the "Bros"

* Lack of skill

Did I lose the match?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from being unskilled in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional frag, which may put your team's victory in jeopardy.

I don't believe I deserved to be fragged. Can you un-frag me?
No. I cannot un-frag. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to steam PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of frag appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent from this happening in the future?
Accept the frag and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on cs2. I will continue to frag you until you improve your skill.

I thought you'd be better at 3 K hours
Me too.

How are things going now?
Gabe Newell continues to ignore my letters. It seems there will be no amelioration. Not from Valve. I now pray nightly to the sweet baby Jesus to lift me up from the depths of low trust factor hell, but the ass-blasting continues unabated. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re also getting ass-blasted. Maybe it’s even me blasting your ass. I don’t know. It doesn’t matter. What I do know is the time is nigh when all legit players will be restored to their rightful ranks. Just keep the faith, brother. Keep the faith. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀