He used to be a friend. One day I left early from work to meet my girl. To my surprise, I heard loud moans coming from my bedroom. I tried to shoulder peek through the door. There he was, crouched, pointing his barrel at my girl's lower tunnels. I stood there, stunned, as he shot a perfect spray with no recoil. He noticed me standing behind him, and before I could trash talk to him, he b-hopped out of the room, leaving my girl field tested. Never imagined she would back-stab me like this. We never spoke again.

Your Request for Patanjali Condom stock of Ultra Thin Dotted 200 Condoms has been rejected. As per complete body CT scan reports by Indian Medical Association (IMA) you don't have a working male excretory urinal organ. Thus we believe the mentioned product has a great chance of being misused.

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110069

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