JelqMaster53
Dan
United States
Please kill me.

I'm a big boy trader!

https://five.seafn.eu.org/tradeoffer/new/?partner=357874572&token=kwyt4AnB


Never tell your password to anyone.
oғғιcιal oғғy: uh
oғғιcιal oғғy: hi
Wax on, whack off.: yo
oғғιcιal oғғy: can i help you?
Wax on, whack off.: yeah
Wax on, whack off.: ok
Wax on, whack off.: so we played tf2 together a while ago
Wax on, whack off.: and there was 1 thing u said
oғғιcιal oғғy: did we?
Wax on, whack off.: alright
Wax on, whack off.: here lemme get it
Wax on, whack off.: *DEAD* oғғιcιal oғғy : i walked into that like a birthday party lol
Wax on, whack off.: I just wanna know
Wax on, whack off.: what did u mean by that
oғғιcιal oғғy: oh you're that guy
oғғιcιal oғғy: i meant like
oғғιcιal oғғy: you know how like
oғғιcιal oғғy: oh happy birthday surprise we're all here
oғғιcιal oғғy: i walked into a projectile or whatever and died like that
Wax on, whack off.: oh hahahaha
Wax on, whack off.: ive spent hours thinking about what u couldve meant lmao
oғғιcιal oғғy: was that like a month ago christ
Wax on, whack off.: yeah
oғғιcιal oғғy: that was before jungle inferno i know that
Wax on, whack off.: ye it was hightower


A 5 year-old takes a poop.
A real man takes a ♥♥♥♥.
Please kill me.

I'm a big boy trader!

https://five.seafn.eu.org/tradeoffer/new/?partner=357874572&token=kwyt4AnB


Never tell your password to anyone.
oғғιcιal oғғy: uh
oғғιcιal oғғy: hi
Wax on, whack off.: yo
oғғιcιal oғғy: can i help you?
Wax on, whack off.: yeah
Wax on, whack off.: ok
Wax on, whack off.: so we played tf2 together a while ago
Wax on, whack off.: and there was 1 thing u said
oғғιcιal oғғy: did we?
Wax on, whack off.: alright
Wax on, whack off.: here lemme get it
Wax on, whack off.: *DEAD* oғғιcιal oғғy : i walked into that like a birthday party lol
Wax on, whack off.: I just wanna know
Wax on, whack off.: what did u mean by that
oғғιcιal oғғy: oh you're that guy
oғғιcιal oғғy: i meant like
oғғιcιal oғғy: you know how like
oғғιcιal oғғy: oh happy birthday surprise we're all here
oғғιcιal oғғy: i walked into a projectile or whatever and died like that
Wax on, whack off.: oh hahahaha
Wax on, whack off.: ive spent hours thinking about what u couldve meant lmao
oғғιcιal oғғy: was that like a month ago christ
Wax on, whack off.: yeah
oғғιcιal oғғy: that was before jungle inferno i know that
Wax on, whack off.: ye it was hightower


A 5 year-old takes a poop.
A real man takes a ♥♥♥♥.
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May 11 @ 10:08pm 
Absolutely agreed
Apr 29 @ 7:29pm 
MAD CAUSE BAD LOL
Apr 21 @ 7:33pm 
Are you thirsty? I have some spare
Apr 17 @ 9:02pm 
Dolphin titty milk? like what?
Apr 17 @ 9:00pm 
This guy was so drunk on counter strike today. His KD is negative lmao
Apr 6 @ 7:57pm 
This idiot never stops screaming profanities and disrupting the cs sphere. Truly a cancerous toxin the world would be much better without. 0/10. Would dine again.