that's right you javex huffing turd burglars. you and more importantly "I" are all living inside a simulation run by an alien species.

once your chemically castrated smooth brains wrap your heads around it you may wonder "but why"?

it's because these aliens are at war with another race that is near identical to ours. they're running this sim so figure out how to beat the other race. our weak points, our strategy and way of life are all being monitored to see how they can end this stalemate.

currently there are 7 simulations going on. all with their own randomizer thrown in. these unique wild cards are there to help stream line the progress. our sim is number 3, which currently has the internet thrown in. this is to see if gluttony and social validation can be used against us.

the 1st simulation is running on a scientific advancement. science advances much too quick and creates social upheaval and can quickly show how we think about going about advancing our fields of science.

2nd one is conflict. the occupants of this sim are consistantly at war and the aliens are studying how to spark a civil war or a schism from within.

4, 5, and 7 I dont know anything about but simulation 6 is something about backstabbing and deceit with a large empathize on religion.

read more about it here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis