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Trickery 101
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DARK SOULS™ III
A simple guide on how to outsmart hosts and pesky gankers, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Patches!
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Patches
Aug 24, 2025 @ 12:13am 
Sorry, friend. I work best alone. Besides, the lands of Lothric and Lordran are far behind me nowadays. Luck to you!
Amiee
Aug 24, 2025 @ 12:11am 
Hi I was wondering if you could help complete dark souls?
WeetEEOhhh
Jun 15, 2025 @ 1:12pm 
Hey patches i still don't know what treasure was down there why'd you kick me
MoysMan
Jun 2, 2025 @ 12:54pm 
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