视窗十二,
Will
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Level
137
Years of Service
950 XP
Currently Online
Profile Awards  20
Badges  142
Games  838
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Videos  1
Workshop Items  4
Reviews  3
Artwork  4
Groups  26
CFG | Rust
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{B.I.A} Brothers In Arms
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ItzKieren
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pOLISHEDTURN
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I am a proud vegan transgender, indian alien atheist and German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated, compressed and hydrated soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual indisexual Apache helicopter from the FBI HQ and the dog of mega multi alpha omega combo god of hyper death who servers only to one true noble master; the Chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park, if you find any of this even the slightest of the slightest weird then you're obviously a English ignorant, arrogant, idiotic, feminist, homophobic, menophobic, feetophobic, toeasaphobic, pansexual indian, biased objectified raped privileged black lesbian woman from England
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142
Total Badges Earned
4
Foil Badges Earned
448
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1,510
Awards Received
1
Awards Given
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+13,656
13,662
Achievements
37
Games & Groups Completed
Game Collector
838
Games
986
DLC
3
Reviews
7
On Wishlist
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Rust
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Game Collector
838
Games
986
DLC
3
Reviews
7
On Wishlist
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Items Up For Trade
2,454
Items Owned
48
Trades Made
4,519
Market Transactions
Looking to start a collection feel free to send a trade if you have anything, I am willing to accept if reasonable :)
Items Up For Trade
2,454
Items Owned
48
Trades Made
4,519
Market Transactions
Badge Collector
142
Total Badges Earned
4
Foil Badges Earned
448
Game Cards
Favorite Game
Rust
3,509
Hours played
60
Achievements
Heavily Armed & Dangerous
100 XP
60 / 116 Achievements 4 Rare
+55
Workshop Submission 1 Screenshots 5 Review 1
Completionist Showcase
32 Achievements
20 rare
4
101 Achievements
61 rare
77 Achievements
26 rare
77 Achievements
37 rare
37
Games & Groups Completed
Completionist Showcase
44 Achievements
39 rare
20 Achievements
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20 Achievements
15 rare
20 Achievements
6 rare
37
Games & Groups Completed
Achievement Showcase
13,662
Achievements
37
Games & Groups Completed
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视窗十二,'s Workshop
4
Submissions
Salien Stats
Steam Summer Saliens 2018
Level Reached
1
Bosses Fought
0

Experience Earned
0
Recent Activity
148.3 hours past 2 weeks
661 hrs on record
last played on Oct 25
Call of Duty®
4
81 / 175 Achievements 40 Rare
+76
Review 1
117 hrs on record
last played on Oct 23
WARDOGS
2 / 10 Achievements 1 Rare
3.1 hrs on record
last played on Oct 23
One Million Coins
15 / 16 Achievements
+10
Comments
Chambo
Aug 19 @ 12:23pm 
very good very nice! very good very nice!
视窗十二,
Jun 23, 2025 @ 7:31pm 
Oh, I’m a pop-up ad? Better than being a virus nobody notices until it crashes the whole system — like your gameplay. Laggy slideshow from the ‘90s? Sounds like you’re stuck in a time warp, mate. And as for pigeons lost in Bradford traffic, at least mine eventually deliver — unlike your excuses every time you disconnect. Real players keep grinding? Funny, I’ve seen you rage quit more times than I’ve had tea. Keep buffering all you want, but when it comes down to it, I’m the one still standing.
Zericty
Jun 23, 2025 @ 7:29pm 
Yeah, you’re “still here,” like a pop-up ad no one asked for—annoying and impossible to get rid of. Crashing less? Please, your gameplay’s so laggy it’s practically a slideshow from the ‘90s. A pigeon sending email? More like a carrier pigeon lost in Bradford traffic—never on time and always confused. When the server goes down, you’re the first one to DC, hiding behind excuses while the real players keep grinding. Keep buffering, mate — maybe one day you’ll catch up, but don’t hold your breath.
视窗十二,
Jun 23, 2025 @ 7:28pm 
Alright, I might be slow with updates, but at least I don’t crash every time you try to play a game! Dial-up or not, I’m still here, right? You’re all noise and no signal — like a pigeon trying to send an email. Keep joking, but when the server goes down, I’m the one who sticks around while you’re off buffering with the other glitches. So save something funny for when you finally catch up, yeah?
Zericty
Jun 23, 2025 @ 7:25pm 
Will’s like a software update that never finishes — always promising, never delivering. Talks big but moves like he’s stuck in slow motion, like he’s permanently buffering. If brains were WiFi, Will would be stuck on dial-up with no signal. He tries to be the life of the party but ends up like a glitch no one wants to fix. Honestly, hanging out with Will is like rebooting your day for no reason — confusing, unnecessary, and mildly frustrating.
DarkStorm
Mar 24, 2025 @ 8:58am 
add me pls