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A lovely cacophony of random nonsense that me and my friends spilt over the years,
completely pulled out of context

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"♥♥♥♥ means rooster, right?"
-[[Insert funny name here]] 2016


"I did not ment to be inside you"
-scorpion 2016


"stand on me, you'll like it"
-gabbo verde 2016


"girls don't exist. They are an illusion created by men to cope with the depression that their waifu's aren't real and therefor lonely af."
-Woter Meron 2018


"You should call me senpai"
-Kapeesh 2018


"I've exploded that in his mounth"
-Kapeesh 2018


"I've molested your friend"
-Kapeesh 2018


"your mother grabed me so now you pay the price"
-Kapeesh 2018


"I'm drilling his ass"
-Woter Meron 2018


"when I see a hole I've got to go in it"
-Kapeesh 2018


"It looks like horney armor"
-Kapeesh 2018


"All Asian children are trash"
-Kapeesh (asian himself) 2018


"You call me experienced? I,m just a luntatic who's good at his job"
-.Cord 2018


"If I could, I might change into a girl"
-Kapeesh 2019


"I prefere to be a furry"
-Kapeesh 2019


"I will smite you with anime power"
-Kapeesh 2019


"I can allways change my gender"
-Kapeesh 2019


"I want to see rabbits mate"
-Kapeesh 2019


"Show you what? My gay?"
-Jeleynai 2019


"I beated a girl and I like it"
-Kapeesh 2019


"I don't trust shops that close at 5. They're shady"
-Kapeesh 2019


"idk why are we with loli?"
-Kapeesh 2019


"I wanna have anything related to "stick""
-Kapeesh 2019


"I made them horny"
-Kapeesh 2020


"You can pet dead babies"
-Kapeesh 2020


"I'm going to kill my baby so I can get a new one"
-Kapeesh 2020


"I've got your wood"
-Kapeesh 2021


"This is gonne be the first time in history some1 bought a headset for the cable"
-Woter Meron 2021


"I turned back into a big tiddy wolf girl"
-Kapeesh 2022


"i ate alot of creampie when i was young tho"
-EmikoAi 2023


"How would you know I'm not always wet"
-Furie Nixodus 2023


"More like I wanna hear you polish the sword yknow?"
-Furie Nixodus 2023


"I accidentally googled porn"
-Furie Nixodus 2023


"Are you sure you don't have the tism?
Sprinkle, sprinkle you neurodivergent piece of ♥♥♥♥."
-Furie Nixodus 2023


"I mean I'll still be hitler, but at least I'll be good waif hitler??"
-Furie Nixodus 2024


"Daylight saving time is a trick made by the goverment so people can like change the clock on my microwave cus they know I hate that"
-Juuzou Suzuya 2024


"If it's not love, it's Stockholm syndrome"
-Furie Nixodus 2024


"I will farm you for sex"
-my girlfriend 2024


"Have you considered putting a shock collar on your kid"
-Furie Nixodus 2025