OMG is this the account of the all mighty legend 27? CUCK ME

I've been taking 30mg Zinc for about a month now and if I even hear a woman my ♥♥♥♥ starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage before a race.

I ♥♥♥♥ you not I've got so much gumption in my truncheon i could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk.

Thanks to Zinc I've done so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife's nethers looks like a punched lasagne. I had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the jacksy to give her a coochie a break but even that finally gave in on me. Hinestly shes been howling like a bulldog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a pinecone. And the ♥♥♥. I didn't even tell you about the ♥♥♥. My cane sugar be firing out like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jet washer. Stripped the paint right off the master beddroom and left a divot in the plasterboard.

Thanks Zinc

🖤🐹🍯

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