!__@_!$(!$(!$* Welcome to my Profiee!!! *$!($!($!_@__!
Prove your worth, then maybe I'll accept your foolish friend request.
I ascend. For I am Eric--limitless, eternal, inevitable.
ATL HOE, ATL HOE, ATL HOE, ATL HOE

(P.S) Glorified Loverpony, I will Love you to death, Prepare, Your days are limited. XOXOXO Eric

IF you are here. Its FOr... ONE OF FIVE REASONS:


1. i just PWNED you in Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, Counter Strike: Source, Garry's Mod, SCP: Secret Laboratory.


2. Ur just a Toxic Freakin little Turd sweat like This kid named Evan I met on Tf2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dork. I hate his ♥♥♥♥♥ ass.


3. You just wanna Bask in my Glory. My Beautiful presence. I Don't blame you. I would Too #LUL


4. You are in Love with me. Me. Eric. You are in love with Eric. For some reason you are Freaking Infatuated with me like a freaking CREEP and a LOSER! I would Never freakin Love a Scrub Like u Freaking Bum


5. I CLIPPED U IN ROBLOX! Your. Bizarre Advneute. If that happened. Thenm errr.r.. Id be freaking SOBBING. I would pretty much just beg Me to not publish those clips bc... Err. If i did. You'd be Freaking oiver. LUL! Really EA? Reallllly????


Thank you for Visting my Profile! <3

take a step back, internalize everything you just read, and ask yourself
"Is this satirical?"
No, it is not.

aliases: phos, phosp, phosphorus, defaulto

discord: pci5