durt more like burt gummer

While you were partying I studied the blade. While you were having premarital sex I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated inner strength.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

2019 baby

Ur bad

here's the dear

i miss your dog tongue, could you maybe someday lick the skin between my toes again, like you did last time? I so enjoyed it!