"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that need altering." - The Doctor

"You have to be odd to be number one " - Dr. Seuss

"This is for anybody going through tough times. Believe me, been there, done that, but every day above ground is a great day, remember that." - Pitbull

"Hold up, why's my ass feel funny? Somebody leave something in my perfect, ergonomic recliner?" - Emperor

"---- * indescribable penguin sounds * ----" - Emperor

"Treat yourself as the greatest treasure! No matter how good or bad, you are yours to keep." - My Name is Mayo 2