Today when I walked into the library, I saw the stuff of nightmares. Dirty Dan had brought his new gaming laptop out in public. The forklift he used was still idling at the doorway. I began to sweat as I gazed upon the 700lb beast that was his laptop and the desk he had reinforced with steel beams. He started to search for an outlet for his ♥♥♥♥-sized power cable. I start shaking and telling myself it'll be alright, but he somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are now streaming down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family. Dirty Dan finally turns his laptop on. The RGB backlit keyboard flares to life like a nuclear flash while a deep humming fills my ears. The entire city power grid goes dark. The library begins to shake as his massive fans begin to spin. In seconds, the world dissolves into an earth-shattering void. My limbs are torn off by the 150mph gale force winds and 500dB groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

:O

this man ate my son

jokes on you, i already have it!

I hope you catch a cancer

10/10 would bang again