Hey, uh… so, listen. -pushes up anime glasses-

I don’t usually reach out (social anxiety moment 😳), but while moderating my 12th Discord server and sipping Monster, I realized—out of 8 billion people, only 0.000000001% are cool gamer girls… and yet, here you are. Fate??

Not to be weird (I am very anti-creep behavior 😤), but we’d make a great co-op duo. I’m kinda cracked at L4D2—I’d clear the horde while you loot. Not because you need help (I deeply respect gamer equality), but because I believe in putting women first in video games.

No pressure!! Just thought you seemed cool (not in a parasocial way!! Unless…? 🤔). If you wanna game, discuss Stardew’s economy, or vibe in VC while I respectfully listen, my Discord is ModDaddy#420. Or not!! No worries!! 😅 -nervously adjusts cat ear headphones-

Hope you have a poggers day, m’lady. 🚀✨

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I wake up in the morning and I just slap my big fat gassy belly, and I just fart all over the place. Like, that's all I do. Like I'm really just so gassy and fat, and like that's really all I do now a days. Like I wake up, from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep, I just fart like crazy, like just farting all day. Like sometimes I'll just ♥♥♥♥ myself. It's really bad. Like, it's really, really bad. Like, I don't know why either! It's like, maybe it's my diet, maybe it's like- I JUST ♥♥♥♥. I just ♥♥♥♥ myself. In my pants. In my bed. All over the place.

Gooning rn 🔥

Good soldiers follow orders

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