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Apr 16 @ 5:35pm 
Golden skin, a salty sheen,
Warmest prize of the shopping scene.
Tender meat on the spinning spit,
Ready to eat, a perfect fit.
Plastic bag with a fragrant steam,
The quick-dinner, tasty dream.
Apr 14 @ 10:28pm 
We gotta continue our Minecraft Xbox 360 world
Apr 12 @ 12:56am 
did u change ur number? ive been callin a few dozen times a day but boost mobiles about to cut my phone off so im gonna be deaddropping you letters around portland. if u find one just write something down and leave it exactly where u found it. maybe leave a $5 boost card so i can call u. anyways the libraries closing so i gtg u probably wont hear from me for a few weeks xoxo