Sure bro if you lick my taint and pinch my nip!

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Hey guys! Welcome back to another humor exploration - I’m going to show you some puns I came up with over the long weekend (thank upper management for that, they approved my request this time!)

Usually shelly is so “by the books” she barely approves my bathroom slips and I have to hold it, sometimes for days at a time. When I have beef stroganoff at lunch - (which Steven hates but I CRAVEs, his lunch bag is next to mine and one time we traded lunches. He had turkey breast and a sleeve of Saltines and hummus (roasted garlic, tahini) - I have these massive shiitake mushroom sharts that I have to blast into my cloth (diaper that is) and rinse out in the morn’ when the crows knock. Takes a few extra mins but ‘sall good to moi. That’s french.

Stay tuned for another update.

~ R

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SEQUENCE INITIATED

PREPARE FOR SOUNDING

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17:56:13 -- lombardoHATTRICK98
Sounding? What the ♥♥♥♥ is that -- AHHHHH ogh myu god AHHHHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITS IN MY UREATHRA AHHHHH

17:58:25 -- lombardoHATTRICK98
OH my god OH my god no no no NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYY WHYYY GOD MAKE IT STOP

17:58:49 -- lombardoHATTRICK98
MAKE IT STOP PLEASEEEEE AH AH AH,

17:58:52 -- lombardoHATTRICK98
(cries)

18:06:37 -- lombardoHATTRICK98
Wait … no this is oh my god wait. It’s actually comfortable like I would wear this out. Dude what that’s actually insane, no, like dude. OK that’s it. I’m a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fan.

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