leaves u a big cake of your favorite flavor on ur comment doorstep..just stopping by 2 leave yummy treat 4 u don’t forget to do ur homework dunkie

chopped ssundee with a side of crainer gaming

So I was waiting in line to vote for Graham Platner when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I removed my pants and (ironic fyi) Hazbin Hotel boxers to show him my willy. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he never even checked my balls once. He was obviously not a real certified inspector and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any scams or tricks like I did this election season. stay safe and happy voting!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

person who commented below is also now located below ground level

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