i mean if you sit down and think about it star wars is literally a multi trillion dollar space drama about a bored teenager who leaves his sand planet with an old homeless cave guy to go fight his asthmatic father who wears a leather suit because a bunch of robe wearing space monks told him having feelings was bad, all while flying around in a giant metal junk heap with a guy who owes money to a giant slug and a screaming carpet, fighting an empire full of white armored soldiers who couldn t hit a wall two inches away and spent all their tax money building a moon-sized laser ball with a giant self destruct button hidden inside a ventilation pipe, only to blow it up, build another bigger one, and cause a massive economic collapse that destroyed three whole galactic governments just because one family couldn t go to therapy and resolve their daddy issues like normal civilized aliens

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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hey so i am actually tweaking because your aura is literally off the charts and i think i have permanent brainrot from witnessing your peak performance... it is truly over for me i am cooked...would you maybe want to go get a treat or something and just look at our screens in the same room i am literally begging i will give you all my emeralds and a stack of netherite if you say yes...if not i will simply go back to my little cave and rot until i despawn...please do not perceive me i am just a small fry and it is my birthday