Welcome Brothers and Sisters!

We are but a humble church proudly visiting every sort of Turbine, sharing our knowledge and wisdom. Our mission is to purify the world of any sin or mistreatment, so with this is mind, we build large sentry turrets to do the work for us.
Our strong taskforce works day and night to invade sinners' air ducts to create powerful cleansing buildings to make the world you live in, a better place. Now we ask you to join our non-profit organization in our mission to purify the TF2niverse of all things unholy.

I look forward to your participation in this wonderful life experience. And remember: If it's unholy, kill it with guns!