Wood fired pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job now?
Trademark? No, you can't do that, that's human trafficking!
Balls of steel? You should get that checked out with a doctor.
What's up stairs? They can't talk.
Homophobic? You hate your own house?
Why is there only half-life? When are we getting the full one?
You let that sink in? It doesn't have legs.
The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.
Road work ahead! Yeah! I sure hope it does!
You're toast? No, no you aren't.