I wake up in the morning and I just slap my big fat gassy belly, and I just fart all over the place. Like, that's all I do. Like I'm really just so gassy and fat, and like that's really all I do now a days. Like I wake up, from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep, I just fart like crazy, like just farting all day. Like sometimes I'll just ♥♥♥♥ myself. It's really bad. Like, it's really, really bad. Like, I don't know why either! It's like, maybe it's my diet, maybe it's like- I JUST ♥♥♥♥. I just ♥♥♥♥ myself. In my pants. In my bed. All over the place.

Halo dragon! Wow!

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