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Modern boxing enthusiasts dream about a newcomer that would rock the ring the way Felipe did. The modern rule set has essentially locked the “punching” strategy into place, but young scholars with big dreams often enter the ring with a crazy new trick, usually a variant of hypnosis, and though they've achieved an occasional victory, no other gimmick has made it to the big time.

Amazingly, Andre Felipe's original vision of boxing is still around. You can visit a gentlemen's boxing club any day of the week and watch two men exchange pleasantries in the ring. Most only watch a few hours of a match before leaving, but occasionally you'll come across a die-hard fan, who perhaps witnessed that historic battle between Felipe and Bishop, and for love of the sport stays to witness the final moments of wakefulness slip away... only to return to fight again another day.

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As conceived in 1632 by Portuguese printing press operator Andre Filipe, boxing was a gentleman’s game, in which two men would square off and regale each other with stories monotonous for days on end, until one of them fell to the ground from boredom or exhaustion.

Filipe’s son, Andre Filipe Filipe, developed what he called “the punching strategy” in 1637 after seeing a schoolboy strike another in anger, causing him to fall down.

When Filipe Filipe challenged the then-champion, “Sleepless” Bill Bishop to a match, Bishop was the odds-on favourite. You can imagine his surprise when, while he was describing what he had for breakfast that morning, Andre walked up and thumped him in the neck, sending him down “for the count” in the parlance of our time.

While it was universally agreed that the boy had violated the spirit of the game, officials were unable to find any actual rule that punching violated, and were forced to let the victory stand.