• I’m not cheating — I’m just better than you.
• I am NOT dead inside.
• I don’t miss — I give a chance.
• I’m not stalling — I’m calculating my move.
• I’m not slow — I’m lowering your guard.
• I’m not poor — I helped the poor.
• I’m not off target — I wasn’t aiming there.
• I’m not giving up — I’m saving strength for the real battle.
• I don’t insult — I help enemies and allies understand who they are.
• I’m not running away — I’m setting up an ambush.
• I don’t kill — I solve overpopulation.
• I didn’t abandon you — I went for reinforcements.
• I’m not greedy — I’m economical.
• I’m not dead — I got tired of winning and fell asleep.