Clew
I <3 my bf
Australia
You see hate, hate is nothing but an expression of colluded emotions. Hate can be controlled. Hate can be tamed. Hate is nothing but an insecurity within oneself, but can be overcome.
You see hate, hate is nothing but an expression of colluded emotions. Hate can be controlled. Hate can be tamed. Hate is nothing but an insecurity within oneself, but can be overcome.
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 Full Chamber Seal is the best Overclock
(+1 damage, -0.2 sec reload for BRT)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Full Chamber Seal. The damage boost is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the dps formulas most of the overclock potential will go over a typical player's head. There's also that amazing -0.2 second reload, which turns the weapon into an absolute sustained damage beast.

I've just realised it's the most powerful overclock in the entire game. I'm not trying to be an elitist but if you don't have it equipped I'm kicking you out of my hazard 3 mission. Full Chamber Seal is far superior in power to everything else due to it giving free damage with basically instant reload time and no downsides! This thing shouldn't be in the game, it's literally overpowered and I still don't know how the devs thought it was a good idea to add this behemoth of an upgrade. Imagine having to wait 1 more week without having access to this beauty because this didn't drop in your weekly deep dive rewards, I would definitely kill myself.
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Total Glyphid Death
Kill glyphids. Behead glyphids. Roundhouse kick a glyphid into granite. Slam dunk a glyphid swarmer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bugs. Defecate in a glyphids food. Launch gluphids into the sun. Stir fry glyphids in a wok. Toss glyphids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a glyphid dreadnought egg. Judo throw glyphids into a mineral grinder. Twist glyphids heads off. Report glyphids to the DRG. Karate chop glyphids in half. Curb stomp glyphid spawn egg. Trap glyphids in quicksand. Crush glyphids with a drop pod. Liquefy glyphids in corrosive sludge. Eat glyphids. Dissect glyphids. Exterminate glyphids in the gas chamber. Stomp glyphid exoskeletons with adamantine toed boots. Cremate glyphids in the oven. Lobotomize glyphids. Mandatory abortions for glyphids. Grind glyphid swarmers in the garbage disposal. Drown glyphids in liquid morkite. Vaporize glyphids with a wave cooker. Kick old glyphids down mine shafts. Feed glyphids to macteras. Crush glyphids with a pickaxe.

Put C4 in a glyphid's mouth. Throw axes at glyphids. Inflate glyphids until they pop. Send glyphids into a blackhole. Sterilize glyphids. Feed glyphids poisoned food. Force glyphids to walk on hot rock. Push glyphids into a pit. Kneel on a glyphid's thorax. Curse glyphids with a spell. Stuff glyphid spawns into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten glyphids with a drilldozer. Pop a glyphid's blisters. Strike glyphid swarmers with a pickaxe. Make glyphids swim in the toxic goo. Cut off a glyphid's legs. Airdrop glyphids into glacial strata. Throw glyphids off the space rig. Pressurize glyphids into fine crystals. Set off leadbursters in a glyphid's abdomen. Falcon-punch a glyphid in the jaw. Make glyphids into fiction. Blow glyphids heads off with grenade launchers. Blow glyphids brains open with M1000. Lock glyphids in a cage and drown them in neurotoxin. Nail glyphids to a cross and stab them. Run over glyphids with a drilldozer legs-first. Crush glyphids with a minehead. Attack glyphids with acid. Boil glyphids in a pan. Lock glyphids inside a brazen bull. Burn glyphids alive. Drag glyphids across electric crystals. Pour molten lava on glyphids. Quarter glyphids. Impale glyphids on a pike. Total glyphid death.
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1,261 Hours played
Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing. To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return Doretta's head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a dwarf is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a dwarf will do what is right without being forced to do it.
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In this guide, I will tell you about a little trolling of scouts.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, miners? I'll have you know I was promoted to the top of my class on the space rig, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Hoxxes IV, and I have over 300 confirmed dreadnought eliminations. I am trained in glyphid warfare and I'm the top sniper in DRG. You are nothing to me but mere employees. I will wipe you all the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this damn planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on your terminal? Think again, fuckers. As we speak I am contacting management and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, miners. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lives. You're fucking dead, dwarf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my m1000 Classic. Not only am I extensively trained in ranged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the company and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable asses off the face of the continent, you little shits. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comments were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongues. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiots. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, miners.
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Created by - Clew
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this game is the best thing ever
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You. Me. Space Rig. What are we getting for dinner? Glyphid Slammer, of course! Uh oh! There was a lithophage inside of our Glyphid Slammer... We befriend the oppressor after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into the Azure Weald... I turn into a drop pod, fly into Hoxxes IV... aicumrivunaiunvoiuareboiunboiuAAAAAAAAAAA
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List of Slurs to Use Against Elves:
  • "Arrogant Stuck Up Tree Fondling Hippies"
  • "Bark Sniffer"
  • "Beardless"
  • "Bird Boned"
  • "Butterboys"
  • "Chinfolk"
  • "Daggar Head"
  • "Daisy Sniffer"
  • "Dandelion Eater"
  • "Dew Drinker"
  • "Discount Dryad"
  • "Drow (except to actual drow)"
  • "Fairy Folk"
  • "Faithless Woodland Sprite"
  • "Fancy Lad"
  • "Fairy Wannabes"
  • "Fey Mongrels"
  • "Keeb"
  • "Knife-Ears"
  • "Leaf Lickers/Lovers"
  • "Leafblower"
  • "Left Handed Casters"
  • "Lightweights"
  • "Mushroom Dancers"
  • "Oozebait (especially elf children)"
  • "Pixie"
  • "Pointy"
  • "Pointy Ears"
  • "Pole-Proportioned Dendrophile"
  • "Rabbit"
  • "Sharp Ears"
  • "Tinkerbell"
  • "Tree Fcker"
  • "Tree Hugger"
  • "Tree-Thumpers"
  • "Waste of Immortality"
  • "Wedgie (they're uptight)"
  • "Weed Eater"
  • "Wingless Fairy"
  • "Wood-Heads"
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To kill or not to kill?
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Jul 24 @ 3:10am 
ur disgusting comenting that ♥♥♥♥ on peoples profiles
May 17 @ 7:35pm 
That's great, honey. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP FSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRAHHHHHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFPLLLLLLLOOOOOOOP* augh. That's the ticket.
May 14 @ 9:29am 
*drops huge load in the right corner* P.U. Hey baby, yeah, I made that. It's called a diaper. And it's also called willpower. That's 4 days of built up work and determination. Maybe one day you will have that strength. Not for the weak, yo. Stride my shi player. And I walk off like a G *express my shi, deliver my hits quick, who next on my shi list? Banana ninjas oughta split* That's the real life they be spouting, you feel me? I on my way now OG, we be playing that on repeat, y'all ain't even know. Catch yo ass in the ring big slice.
Feb 3 @ 8:33pm 
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