I like goth girls so much I have started
to question whether I am attracted to
women or just the color black.

I don't want a girlfriend.
I want a goth girl to ruin my life
and call me a good boy every day.

I can also settle for hot 2D waifus.

I'm also a fat chud if you couldn't tell.

670 pounds of pure basement dwelling
and amazing comms.

Steal my kill? Go ahead.
Steal my elo? Bold move.
Steal my sweaty goth girl? Mass destruction.

I don't touch grass.
The only time I get sunlight is when
it beams through my windows.